{"id":12310,"date":"2020-01-29T12:25:05","date_gmt":"2020-01-29T17:25:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.hancockregionalhospital.org\/?p=12310"},"modified":"2020-01-29T12:25:05","modified_gmt":"2020-01-29T17:25:05","slug":"man-flu-is-real-claims-local-man","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hancockhealth.apgar.digital\/es\/2020\/01\/man-flu-is-real-claims-local-man\/","title":{"rendered":"La gripe masculina es real, afirma un hombre local"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"container mx-auto   wordpress-block wordpress- core-\">Hola cari\u00f1o, si vas a salir pronto... \u00bfmuy pronto? \u00bfTe importar\u00eda comprar algunas cosas en la tienda? S\u00f3lo unas pastillas para la tos. Del tipo bueno, no del tipo asqueroso. \u00bfY los pa\u00f1uelos que contienen la loci\u00f3n? Porque me duele mucho la nariz. Hay un mont\u00f3n de pa\u00f1uelos de papel en mi lado de la cama que no lo creer\u00edas. Los recoger\u00e9 cuando me sienta mejor, no te preocupes.<\/p>\n<p>Oye, si sales, \u00bfpodr\u00edas ver si el nuevo Spider Man est\u00e1 disponible en Blu Ray? Pero comprueba si tiene los extras buenos. No lo compr\u00e9is si no tiene los extras buenos porque seguro que en un par de meses sacan uno con mejores extras. Y eso. Ser\u00eda. Muy molesto.<\/p>\n<p>Te agradezco que consigas esas cosas si por casualidad sales. Mientras sea pronto. Si no es pronto, no te preocupes. Puedo ir yo mismo si no me desmayo en el camino y pierdo el control. O si est\u00e1s preocupado, supongo <em>t\u00fa<\/em> podr\u00eda ir. Tan pronto como lo sepas, sientas que puedes hacerlo.<\/p>\n<p>Por cierto, \u00bfquieres escuchar algo gracioso? Esto te resultar\u00e1 divertido.<\/p>\n<p>\u00bfSabes que te gusta quejarte de que sufro de &quot;gripe masculina&quot;? \u00bfNo es una verdadera gripe, como insin\u00faas, sino alguna enfermedad mucho menor? Quiz\u00e1s solo un resfriado cuyos s\u00edntomas estoy exagerando. Quiz\u00e1s por simpat\u00eda. O tal vez para salir de una obligaci\u00f3n familiar. \u00a1Como si!<\/p>\n<p>De todos modos, te vas a flipar cuando escuches esto. \u00bfHola beb\u00e9? \u00bfBeb\u00e9? \u00a1\u00a1Ey!!<\/p>\n<p>Lo siento. No estaba seguro de que pudieras o\u00edrme. Mi garganta est\u00e1 incre\u00edblemente en carne viva. Se siente como si me hubiera tragado una gran bolsa de grava y la hubiera lavado con vidrios rotos.<\/p>\n<p>De todos modos, estaba leyendo <a href=\"https:\/\/www.health.harvard.edu\/blog\/man-flu-really-thing-2018010413033\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Este art\u00edculo.<\/a> Se trata de un investigador de Canad\u00e1 que hizo un estudio sobre la gripe humana y lo escribi\u00f3 en el <em>Revista m\u00e9dica brit\u00e1nica<\/em>. Sin embargo, el art\u00edculo que le\u00ed no fue ese. Supongo que era m\u00e1s bien un blog. Pero el blog fue publicado por <em>Salud de Harvard<\/em>. Tienen un escudo y todo.<\/p>\n<p>Parece que, despu\u00e9s de todo, la gripe humana realmente podr\u00eda tener algo que ver. Si lo piensas bien, los hombres deben contraer gripe a veces, \u00bfverdad? Nunca he o\u00eddo que los hombres sean inmunes a la gripe.<\/p>\n<p>\u00bfY los expertos en salud p\u00fablica? Ellos recomiendan <a href=\"https:\/\/hancockhealth.apgar.digital\/es\/2019\/01\/you-really-should-get-a-flu-shot-heres-why\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">la vacuna contra la gripe para casi todos<\/a>. Mujeres y hombres. Porque una vacuna contra la gripe aumenta la inmunidad a la gripe y puede reducir su gravedad si la contrae.<\/p>\n<p>Ojal\u00e1 me hubieran vacunado contra la gripe. Yo realmente <em>deber\u00eda<\/em> Lo entend\u00ed esa vez que me recordaste que deber\u00eda hacerlo. O las otras cinco veces que dijiste que deber\u00eda hacerlo. Si tuviera que hacerlo de nuevo. Como el a\u00f1o que viene, por ejemplo.<\/p>\n<p>Pero no puedo cambiar el pasado. Lo \u00fanico que puedo hacer (lo \u00fanico que puede hacer cualquiera que est\u00e9 enfermo) es descansar y tom\u00e1rselo con calma. Toma l\u00edquidos. Lo s\u00e9, lo s\u00e9: la cerveza no cuenta. Y duerme lo suficiente. Y qu\u00e9date en la cama. O en el sof\u00e1. Eso es todo lo que digo.<\/p>\n<p>Si esto empeora mucho, quiz\u00e1s tenga que pedirle que me lleve al m\u00e9dico. Quiz\u00e1s deber\u00edamos planear una se\u00f1al, en caso de que pierda la voz. O peor.<\/p>\n<p>Si me desplomo hacia un lado y mi tel\u00e9fono se me cae de la mano y luego el control remoto se me cae de la otra mano, simplemente ay\u00fadenme a llegar al auto y luego ll\u00e9venme al m\u00e9dico. \u00bfBueno?<\/p>\n<p>Pero no te preocupes. Voy a hacer todo lo posible para superar esto.<\/p>\n<p>Porque si <em>Soy<\/em> \u00bfSe fue, nena? \u00bfQui\u00e9n te cuidar\u00e1 cuando te enfermes?<\/p>\n<p>Realmente me gustar\u00eda saberlo.<\/p><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hey babe, if you\u2019re going out soon\u2014like, real soon? Would you mind picking up a few things from the store? Just some cough drops. 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